Waterproof Lovers Blanket

Waterproof Lovers Blanket

Small / Pink
$49.95
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Waterproof Lovers Blanket

Waterproof Lovers Blanket

$49.95
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Stop worrying about the mess.

  • 100% waterproof barrier (protects your bed)

  • Soft fleece feel (no “plastic crinkle”)

  • Stays put (no towel shuffling mid-moment)

  • Discreet look (just a premium blanket)

Wet spot anxiety kills spontaneity.

Not because you don’t want each other.

Because your brain won’t let you relax when you’re thinking:

  • “What if we leak through?”

  • “Do we need a towel?”

  • “Are we going to ruin the sheets?”

  • “Do we have time to clean up?”

And once you start thinking… the moment turns into logistics.

This blanket ends the towel routine.

Actually works. Every single time.

Regular towels shift. They bunch. They soak through.

This blanket is built to do one job:
keep your bed protected—without feeling like a plastic tarp.

So you can stop bracing for cleanup… and stay present.

🛡️ 100% WATERPROOF
Protects your bed from leaks—without stress.

☁️ SOFT, NOT PLASTICKY
Feels like a real blanket. No crinkle. No noise.

🧲 STAYS IN PLACE
No towel shuffling. No bunching. No slipping.

🧺 EASY CLEANUP
Wash it. Dry it. Done. Back to normal fast.

🕶️ DISCREET IN YOUR HOME
It looks like a premium throw—nothing obvious.

What changes immediately

No more “pause week.”
Protection means you don’t have to skip intimacy just because timing is inconvenient.

No more towel strategy.
No folding, stacking, repositioning, or checking.

No more midnight sheet changes.
You stop gambling with your bedding.

More spontaneity. Less stress.
When the bed is protected, your brain stops interrupting the moment.

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